Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Need me some LiLu

OK ... so .. right .. check it out .. its like this ...

Nothing like just minding my own squirrely business,
catching up in my internet addictions of blog-world and FB ..
when I accidentally stumble upon .....
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ramblings between kid sister and supposed bestie ..
in which said back & forths between them, are not nice things said about me. awesome.
(initial reaction in my exhausted head.. w t f ???, havent even talked to either, just been minding my own effin bees wax)

As I sit here .. teeter tottering over which way I should play this out:

Truth be told I already know I will ignore and pretend hurtful things were not said
why ? !?!?!
indeed .. why ???
because .. as a person who grew up the victim of life time teasings and such..
I have come to realize that humans can be down right mean without a shred of consciousness.

think happy thoughts- think happy thoughts .. rainbows, leprechauns with bowls of gold (come on do you really think they could pick up a pot full of gold )
think think think - well there are 4 beers in the work fridge .. i wonder if anyone would notice me sneaking one in the ladies room and chugging them.. I mean who would notice if i were inebriated ?? surely I wouldnt slur words after chugging 4 miller lites .. come on they are miller froggin lites !!

ohhh I KNOW !!!! READ LILU's blog ...

HA ! one sure fire way to make me laugh and get me out of ANY funk is to read the queen of all that is funny
If you have not ever read her blogs .. you really must .. she is not the dry laugh kind of funny.
NO ! no my dearlings .. she is fall out of your chair, liquids come out of your nose funny!
I would advise you to NOT drink or eat as you read her writings .. it is THAT hysterical.
Lilu is my idol !!! I wanna be like her when I grow up :)

I am SOOO doing this to my office mate Medussa - and I wont wait for April either!!! I can already hear her volatile yells at the computer screen - demanding it to correct itself .. eeek i love evilness !!

April Fool’s Day is always a lot of fun – you have to keep your guard up at all times because your coworkers might get you with a little prank, or you might just be taken in by an article from the mainstream media or one of your favorite blogs.

My favorite office prank. One of the best pranks I pulled on someone at work wasn’t actually on April Fool’s Day. I have a former coworker who is technically savvy – he is great with databases, creating wicked queries, troubleshooting coding problems, etc. A couple years ago I decided it would be a good idea to have a little fun with him. So I popped off the “N” and “M” keys from his keyboard and switched them. Then I waited.

A couple hours later I heard him muttering under his breath. After listening to a couple minutes of muttering followed by silence and more muttering I asked him what was going on. He told me he couldn’t type certain words correctly. I convinced him to restart his computer. Since it takes awhile he got up to get another cup of coffee – and I jumped into his seat, popped out the keys, switched them, and went back to work like nothing happened. I only feigned interest when he returned and declared the problem “fixed.”

This went on for about… 3 months. Evil, I know! It got to the point he called over our technical support team lead, who also couldn’t figure out the problem. Since he and the tech guy were both “software” type people, they tend to think in terms of code. They were restarting his computer, doing spyware sweeps, looking for corrupt sectors on his hard drive, examining recently added software, etc. After about an hour of this one morning, and at the point they were about to swap out his hard drive, I walked over to the keyboard with a pair of scissors, popped off the keys and swapped them out and said, “try it now.”

The look on their face was priceless! And I hate to think what would have happened if I wasn’t there to prevent the hard drive replacement!


Im Just Serious said...

Haha. Good call on Lilu's blog... I'm in.

Anonymous said...

I'm totally stealing your April Fool's joke... hope you don't mind.

Thanks hysterical... How on earth did you keep a straight face?

LiLu said...

Hahaha thanks love! You are the best of the best ;-)

Critty Critty Bang Bang said...

My favorite is when your mad at someone and instead of actually talking to them, you have all of this "inner monologue" that you actually say out loud in your car/bathroom/in the waiting line at Wendy's.
I just luuuuurve that.
BTW. Love your blogs title. *=-)

headbitingprincess said...

Oh Critty you so get me LOL
that is so me i mumble ever so low that only (i hope) I can hear it too

JennyMac said...

Your blog name cracked me up. Funny post and I will check out LiLu's blog too.

PorkStar said...

The second part, i seriously would hurt you emotionally and psychologically if I were going nuts for not knowing what the hell was happening to my computer.

As for the first part, yes you best ignore it, because nothing bad was said.

hardlyhearshimself said...

Oh man that's a really great prank. I always wished I was more of a prankster. I'm just more of an insult kind of person. Boy do I love me some insults.

Kristen said...

You evil girl. I am ashamed to admit that I didn't know the keys even popped off. I am so not a techie.

Some good thought:Rain drops and roses, wet kitten noses. Personally I prefer George Clooney naked. Whatever works :)

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