OK so right .. check it out .. its like this ..
I had to take my little munchkins to the dentist - whoo hooo hooo !!
so after an hour and a half of the dentists, it is finally time to return the little ones to school ..
I had just left the dentist office .. and ahem for you doubters I was NOT speeding ( yet ) #1 I had my kids in the car.. and at this point of location it was not somewhere to speed ( red light to red light short strip) sure I have a heavy foot, but I'm not a blockhead Charlie Brown.
So here I am just starting on the road from red light 1 to redlight 2, its a 2 lane highway .. Im in the left lane (aka passing lane) when this megabeast SUV decides to speed up and "merge" into my lane .. I use the word "merge" lightly as the driver NEVER checked any mirrors .. nor did she check anything at ALL , to see if anyone was in the lane .. so she swerved and nearly clipped my black stallion .. Now when you are almost in an accident you do not have time to think .. kay .. u just react .. aprrarently my skilled driving senses kicked in .. i throw the car into Nuetral ( it's raining out and didnt wanna Hydro .. also to help slow the car faster than down shifting.. since this was an emergen-fckn-cy stop) i slam on my brakes hard as i could since i had literally a millisecond to stop from being hit and not just hit .. she was going to take my baby girl out.. becuz she was speeding up and aiming for the passenger side rear door.. to avoid the hit i had to drive into oncoming traffic lane to NOT get hit...lucky for me they were still sitting at the red light..
First I wanna say to BMW engineers .. u guys friggin ROCK .. brake test CHECK !!!! good to go .. Now .. had i not had my kids in the car.. i woulda let the motha fockin megabiotch hit me .. becuz then I would have new Blue Bmw car !!! and i think for me the priceless part of it all was the blank expression on her face when she finally saw us (& my lil Lexi lulu in her bright pink rain coat) .. the driver I swear said with such melancholy (I read lips) "oohhh" like she was drugged and it was delayed and drawn out .. her eyes didn't pop out of her head !! she didn't shriek or gasp or act surprised!! ...
This my friends is what made me wish no kids were in the car .. then and there i woulda let her whack a mole my car .. but everything happens for a reason - so i shall take another deeeeeep.. breath... mooooshaaafa ... and exhaaale .... whoooshaaaaa ..... and again thank the heavens above no harm came to the children today ... but know this .. in my head - i massacred the drivers head i didnt just bite it = ) muahahahha ok and then I said sorry so I don't burn in h e double hockey sticks !!